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I don't laugh in the face of fear. I grab fear by the balls and order it to get my damn coffee!
That looks so pretty... she must wear it whenever she can!
How large is the stone in the middle?
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I don't laugh in the face of fear. I grab fear by the balls and order it to get my damn coffee!
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If I touch a burning candle I can feel no pain
If you cut me with a knife its still the same
And I know that I am dead
Yet the pain here that I feel
Try and tell me its not real
For it seems that I still have a tear to shed...
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